this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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