real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
operation have a gay friend backfired
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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