too bad you live with your parents still
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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