Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
