Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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