fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
