A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
