Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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