She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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