Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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