honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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