I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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