I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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