I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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