After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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