You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
look no pants
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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