I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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