we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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