why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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