Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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