I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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