my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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