I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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