Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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