Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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