and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
plz talk dirty to me
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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