Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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