I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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