wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
These tits shall not be calmed
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
