belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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