I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
They have beer where we have blood.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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