Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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