If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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