Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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