Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He uses pillows to masturbate.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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