i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm like, not good at living.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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