I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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