Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
