I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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