How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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