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you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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