come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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