We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
is this the sara with the beer cane?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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