we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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