I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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