with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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