That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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