So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
why is half of my head shaved?
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