worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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