Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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