I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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