I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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